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Three Roses
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her outer labia are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says: “I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”
“Don’t worry,” he says: “I didn’t tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from the nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself.”
“Who is the third rose from?” she asks.
“Oh,” says the doctor: “that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!”
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LOLZ! The class is now terrorising our lecturer with the tune.
Wonder Girls – Nobody MV.
I want nobody nobody but you.
*Clap Clap*
*Points*
*Clap*
It has been a while since i bitch on my blog. No particular reason why. Simply because i am tooo lazy.
Life is kind of bland these days. Been nua-ing at home since who-knows-when. Ever since the end of my previous module, i have not touched my books at all. The fact that the exam for the module was cancelled only serves to worsen the situation. Best of all, my bio-rhythm is now severely screwed up. Sleeping at 4am and waking up at 11am in the morning is no joke. Nowadays, i just stay at home and be a 宅男, facebook-ing and doing my internship work all day all night long.
That is… before i bought The Sims 3 today. Now the equation is The Sims 3 – Facebook – internship work. Ya.
NOOOOOOOO!
I need to break out of this equation la. If not i will grow fatter, and fatter, and fatter. My IPPT is in like 9 weeks time and i seriously do not want to fail it. RT is no joke man.
So… i joined my school’s dance club. Period. No comments now. Can only say preparing intensively for a performance on National Day Eve.
That is all.. for now. Will update when the urge comes again.
Now to just Alt-Tab back to The Sims 3…
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him:
“Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!”
“Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!”
“Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it too, with the insurance money.”
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said: “Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes.
