A Powerful Ad
Note: May be disturbing to some.
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And no, not because of sexuality. Sorry.
Have you been setting a good role model to the future generation?
Cremate Me
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated.”
“And what,” his friend asked, “do you want me to do with your ashes?”
The businessman said, “Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, “Now you have everything.”
I realised that i didn’t do any review for 2009 as i would in the previous years. And nah, this post is not a make-up review post. Too lazy to do it.
But 2009 is good, really. Did a lot of first and i realised that, it is time for me to grow up and stop wasting time on unnecessary and unimportant things.
I seriously don’t know what to expect for 2010. But i do know that this year, I will officially end my status as a student and step into the working world. It is kind of scary actually. But heck. Think about it when the time comes.
For now, the only thing that is comforting is that the long awaited US trip is finally… coming soon! Haha. Just 4 more months and wee!
Carl’s Junior New Ad
If i have a wife like her, every meal will be on the bed. Oh yeah.
The Honest $10000 Spam
If i ever receive that $10000, I would do gokuyo and go Tozan immediately.
And keep the rest. =)
What? You expecting me to be like that guy in the video?
Nah. Not now. Definitely.
Maybe, maybe, in the future, yes.
A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her. When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks. She then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. She then asked the students again if the jar was full. They again agreed it was.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. Now, said the professor, I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things – your family, your partner, your health, your children – things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal. Take care of the rocks first – the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
But then, a student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full. The moral of this tale is that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.
Girls’ Generation (SNSD) – Chocolate Love
Now I know why some of my pals are going for Korean Pop…
Yeah i know.
My last post is like, close to 2 months ago.
Pure laziness. Nothing else.
Okay, maybe Facebook and Twitter has to share some of the responsibilities too. Instant update of status is too tempting.
Will update soon.
I promise. Provided I remember. Haha.
Japanese Prank
Fucking funny la. The victim is obviously fucking tulan. Hahahaha
The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”
Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.”
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
